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Please Don't Call Me A Koala Bear is a Don Spencer song from Feathers, Fur or Fins.

Lyrics

I'm a koala not a bear

And I don't think it's fair

The way that people always add a word that isn't there

I'm a marsupial and proud of it

And there can be no doubt of it

I'm closer to a kangaroo than I am to a bear

So please don't call me a koala bear

Coz I'm not a bear at all

Please don't call me a koala bear

It's driving me up the wall

If your name was Tom

And everyone called you Dick

Perhaps you'd understand why I'm sick, sick, sick

I'm simply a koala

And I want the name to stick

So please don't call me a koala bear

I live here in Australia

In a eucalyptus tree

I'm as cuddly, cute and charming

as an animal can be

I don't understand fair dinkum

How anyone could think them

Grizzly bears and polar bears

Are anything like me

So please don't call me a koala bear

Coz I'm not a bear at all

Please don't call me a koala bear

It's driving me up the wall

If your name was Tom

And everyone called you Dick

Perhaps you'd understand why I'm sick, sick, sick

I'm simply a koala

And I want the name to stick

So please don't call me a koala bear