This is the transcript for Surfer Jeff.
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(Night turns to day at the beach, and then Jonesy the Rooster crows everyone up.)
Jonesy the Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo. Wake up, sleepyheads. There's so much for you to cock-a-doodle-do.
(The Wiggles are in their sleeping bags while getting up.)
Greg: Hi, I'm Greg.
Jeff: I'm Jeff.
Anthony: I'm Anthony.
Murray: And I'm Murray. Do you like traveling, you know, going somewhere special? Well today, we're got a big trip planned.
Greg: Yeah, but before we go, Jeff, you better call our Wiggly friends, Dorothy the Dinosaur, Wags the Dog, Henry the Octopus and Captain Feathersword. Let's get them here for a Wiggly Fiesta.
Jeff: Okay. Calling all our friends for a Wiggly fiesta!
Anthony: Hey look, guys. Here comes Dorothy.
(Dorothy the Dinosaur is seen on the beach while the song starts playing and the Wiggles start dancing while wearing beach hats and shorts.)
Anthony: (singing in baritone voice)
Greg (singing) Here comes a friend. We know her name is Dorothy.
Jeff, Murray and Anthony: Dorothy.
Dorothy: (giggling)
Greg: Here comes a friend. We know her name is Dorothy.
Jeff, Murray and Anthony: Dorothy.
Dorothy: Hi, everyone.
Greg: Here comes a friend. We know her name is Dorothy.
Wiggles: It's Dorothy the Dinosaur.
Dorothy: That's me. (giggling)
(Wags is seen doing cartwheels)
Greg: Here comes a friend. We know his name is Wags the Dog.
Jeff, Murray and Anthony: Wags the Dog.
Wags: Ruff, ruff!
Greg: Here comes a friend. We know his name is Wags the Dog.
Jeff, Murray and Anthony: Wags the Dog.
Wags: Ruff, ruff!
Greg: Here comes a friend. We know his name is Wags the Dog.
Wags: Ruff!
Wiggles: You got it. It's Wags the Dog.
Wags: (back flipping) Ruff!
(The Wiggles dance.)
Greg: Here comes a friend from the deep blue sea. It's Henry.
Jeff, Murray and Anthony: The Octopus.
Henry: (gurgling)
Greg: Here comes a friend from the deep blue sea. It's Henry.
Jeff, Murray and Anthony: The Octopus.
Henry: Hi, everybody.
Greg: Here comes a friend from the deep blue sea. It's Henry.
Henry: Whoa.
Wiggles: It's Henry the Octopus.
Greg: Here comes a friend. You know it's Captain Feathersword.
Jeff, Murray and Anthony: Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: (on the S.S Feathersword) Ahoy there.
Greg: Here comes a friend. You know it's Captain Feathersword.
Jeff, Murray and Anthony: Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Wo-o-ow!
Greg: Here comes a friend. You know it's Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: (getting off the S.S. Feathersword) Grrrrrg!
Wiggles: You got it. It's Captain Feathersword.
(The Wiggles and their Wiggly friends dance.)
'Jeff: It's great to see our Wiggly Friends. But hey, let's do a dinosaur beach dance with our polka-dotted friend, Dorothy the Dinosaur.
(The song starts and the Wiggles and their Wiggly friends are at the beach. Murray plays the guitar and Greg plays the drum.)
Dorothy: (singing) Hey there, it's time for singing
And lots of dancing with all our friends.
Join me for lots of beach fun
Surfing and swimming out in the sun.
I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur.
Welcome to my beach party.
Look here. There's Captain Feathersword,
Henry the Octopus and Wags the Dog.
At beach party. At the beach party.
(giggling)
(The Wiggly Friends leave.)
Greg: There they go. Our wonderful friends, Dorothy, Wags, Henry and Captain Feathersword. We'll see them a bit later on.
Anthony: (seeing Jeff falling asleep) Oh no!
Greg & Murray: Oh what?!?
Anthony: Oh no!
Greg & Murray: Oh what?!?
Anthony: Oh no!
Greg & Murray: Oh what?!?
Anthony: It's Jeff. He's falling asleep!
Greg: He still does that?
Anthony: Yes, Greg. He still does that.
Murray: We better wake him up, everyone. When I count to 3, let's all say "Wake up, Jeff" together. Ready? 1, 2, 3.
(with Anthony & Greg) Wake up, Jeff!
(Jeff blubbers & wakes up.)
Jeff: Thanks for waking me up, everyone. Hey Greg, just someone don't doze off again, can we do an action song to get the blood pumping and the old pacemaker at tick?
Greg: Of course we can, Jeff. And you can join in, too.
(The Wiggles and Captain Feathersword later stand up for the song.)
Greg: (singing) Hands on your knees, hands on your hips
Hands on your shoulders, hands on your head.
Up, down, turn around, everybody clap.
Up, down, turn around, everybody clap.
Come on. Hands on your knees, hands on your hips
Hands on your shoulders, hands on your head.
Up, down, turn around, everybody clap.
Up, down, turn around, everybody clap.
Captain Feathersword: Ahoy there, me hearties. I'm Captain Feathersword the friendly pirate and you won't believe what I just saw.
Wiggles: What did you just saw?
Captain Feathersword: See!
Wiggles: Saw!
(repeating)
Captain Feathersword: You won't believe what I just observed.
Wiggles: Observed. What did you observe?
Captain Feathersword: Well, I observe that Wags the Dog, Fergus the Mini Foxie and Junior the Mini Foxie puppy and they were playing a game of chasing with a very interesting bottle.
Murray: Hmm, an interesting bottle. You know, there's an old legend about the interesting bottle of Wiggle Bay. Yes, it seems that if you rub the bottle three times, a handsome genie named Gino appears and makes three wishes come true.
Anthony: Maybe this is the interesting bottle. Maybe it's the bottle of legend. Come on. Let's investigate, everyone.
'(The Wiggles and Captain Feathersword leave. Greg, Murray with acoustic guitar and Captain Feathersword are on the beach and Wags is on some rocks. Anthony's dogs Fergus and Junior are seen chasing Anthony, Jeff and Wags with a bottle.)'
Wiggles: (singing) Puppies, oh we got Mini Foxie Puppies
Oh, we got Mini Foxie
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Tails a-wagging, four paws prancing
Hear them yapping and their paws are tapping
Tails chasing, warm embracing
(with Wiggles singing) Mini Foxy Puppy Dance
Wiggles: (singing) Puppies, oh we got Mini Foxie Puppies
Oh, we got Mini Foxie
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Tails a-swinging, noses wiggling
Jumping, spinning and they're panting, grinning
Cute and cuddly, fun and laughing
(with Wiggles singing) Mini Foxy Puppy Dance
Mini Foxy Puppy Dance
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: Fergus runs around and round
And Junior follows along
They stand on their two back paws
And dance the whole day long
Wiggles: (singing) Puppies, oh we got Mini Foxie Puppies
Oh, we got Mini Foxie
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Tails a-wagging, four paws prancing
Hear them yapping and their paws are tapping
Tails chasing, warm embracing
(with Wiggles singing) Mini Foxy Puppy Dance
Mini Foxy Puppy, Mini Foxy Puppy
Mini Foxy Puppy Dance
Captain Feathersword: (laughing)
(Anthony and Jeff point to the bottle while Greg and Murray arrive.)
Greg: Wow! We got the bottle.
Jeff: I'll rub it three times then everyone say "Wiggly Woo". (rubbing the bottle) 1, 2, 3.
Wiggles: Wiggly Woo.
(Gino the Genie comes out of the bottle and the Wiggles stare in surprise.)
Anthony: Wa-hoo! Who are you?
Gino: Wa-hee! Who do you think you see?
Wiggles: Saw!
(repeating)
Gino: (blubbering) Well, let me explain. I am Gino the Genie and since you rubbed the bottle, Jeff, I will now grant you three wishes.
Greg: Jeff, you're a lucky man.
Anthony: But hang on a second. Three wishes, that's gonna take some time. Guys, I'm a little bit hungry and I'll tell you what. I know a place where there's a Wollembi Pine. Yes, it's the Botanical Gardens, ancient tree. You can't eat it. Don't worry about that but there's a barbecue area with Stainler's steel utensils. Let's go. Come on, Gino. Join the party.
(The Wiggles and Gino leave the beach. Later, they arrive at the Royal Botanic Gardens. Anthony and Jeff see a statue.)
Anthony: Jeff.
Jeff: Yes.
Anthony: Welcome to Sydney's Royal Botanic Gardens.
Jeff: Anthony, let me correct you on a few things.
Anthony: Frankly?
Jeff: There are no barbecues in the Royal Botanic Gardens.
Anthony: No barbecues? What else?
Jeff: And it is Wollemi. Not Wollembi pine. Wollemi.
Anthony: Hang on a second. No barbecues?
Jeff: No.
Anthony: Wollemi Pine?
Jeff: Wollemi pine.
Anthony: And something else I want to tell you.
Jeff: What is that?
Anthony: This is the land of the Cathical. Let's enjoy the Botanic Gardens.
Jeff: Away.
(Anthony and Jeff leave and arrive at the picnic.)
Greg: Hey guys, here we are at the wonderful Wiggly picnic. We've got all the plates, spoons, knives, cups. We've got ants and we even have peanut butter sandwiches.
Anthony: Hang on a second, Greg. Some people are allergic to peanut butter and other people have other allergies. So before we start this picnic, old hoss, maybe you should ask each and every member of the group, the association year. Before we start the picnic, has anybody have allergies? If they do, declare them now before we eat.
Greg: Extraordinary stuff, extraordinary, yes indeed. Before we get the rest of the food out, does anybody here have any allergies to food?
(Gino, Captain Feathersword, Greg, Jeff and Murray each nod their head no and Anthony nods his head yes.)
Greg: Anthony, you do. What food are you allergic to?
Anthony: I'm allergic to peanuts, Greg. And unfortunately, I forgot to bring my Auto Adrenaline injector or as they say in North America?
Greg: "Epinephrine".
Anthony: Exactly right. So if I have an allergic reaction, I don't have my Adrenaline Auto injector to help me or as they say in North America.
Greg: "Epinephrine".
Anthony: And therefore, I'm staying right away from the peanuts.
Greg: Thanks for telling us, Anthony. That's a good idea. Stay right away from the peanut butter sandwiches. You better stick to the fruit salad. Hey guys, look over there. It's Dr. Jonny Taitz from the children's hospital. Let's go see what he's got to say.
(The group walk over to see Dr. Jonny Taitz.)
Group: Hi, Dr. Johnny.
Dr. Jonny: Hi, Wiggles. That looks like a really cool picnic you're having. I'm really interested that Anthony is allergic to peanuts. (The Wiggles, Captain Feathersword and Gino hum along to "Battle Hymn Of The Republic") I know a lot of kids that are allergic to peanuts, shellfish, milk, eggs and other foods. Some kids are so allergic to these foods that have to carry a special medication with them at all times. Kids, if your friends don't eat any foods, please don't force them to do so. They maybe allergic. Check with your mum and dad first. Most importantly, kids, if you think you're having a reaction to any foods, speak to mum and dad first straight away and get help immediately. That's all for me, guys. I'm off to the hospital. See you guys, later.
Gino: Thanks, Dr. Jonny. (leaves)
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: Bye, Dr. Jonny. (leaving)
Dr. Johnny: See you guys later. Bye-bye.
Greg, Jeff, Anthony and Captain Feathersword: (singing) Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Greg: Sometimes you may think that you've got the common cold.
Your throat is really itchy and you've got a runny nose.
Your skin you need to scratch and your eyes may start to swell.
Murray: (playing Maton electric guitar) It's an allergic reaction, which is why you feel unwell.
Gino: Yes everybody's different but allergy's his name. Uh-huh-huh.
Greg, Jeff, Anthony and Captain Feathersword: Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Greg: You might be playing with a pet and you start to sneeze and cough.
Try not to rub your eyes 'cause that can hurt a lot.
Not everyone's the same and there's no one you should blame.
Murray: Yes, everybody's different but allergy's its name.
Gino: Yes, everybody's different but allergy's its name. Huh-huh-huh.
Greg, Jeff, Anthony and Captain Feathersword: Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Greg: They can make you have a cough, a-choo and wheeze.
It can be from the wind or the pollen in the trees.
When you feel a little sniff and a gasp when you breathe
Murray: You quickly tell a grown-up 'cause it may be an allergy.
Greg: You can have a reaction to foods that you eat.
It can be really serious with shellfish, nuts and seeds.
If you offer someone food, first check what they can eat.
Murray: You must be very careful 'cause they have allergies.
Gino: You must be very careful 'cause they have allergies. Uh-huh-huh.
Greg, Jeff, Anthony and Captain Feathersword: Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Anthony & Jeff: Some people may have eggs.
Greg & Captain Feathersword: Some people may have dairy.
Gino: But other people if they have them.
Murray: (singing) It can be a little scary.
All: Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Ooey, Allergies!
Murray: Even though you're allergic to peanuts, you can still sing about them. Come on, everyone. Let's sing the peanut butter song.
Greg: (singing) What is really sticky?
It's also really gooey.
What I hear you mutter?
Why, it's peanut butter.
Yeah, it's peanut butter.
Some people like it smoothly
But others like it crunchy.
What I hear you mutter?
Why, it's peanut butter.
Yes, it's peanut butter.
Jeff, Murray and Gino: Some people love to put jam on their toast
But peanut butter's what I like the most.
Greg: Yeah, it's sticky. Oh, it's gooey. It's also crunchy. It's peanut butter.
(singing) What is really sticky?
It's also really gooey.
What I hear you mutter?
Well, it's peanut butter.
Yeah, it's peanut butter.
Some people love to put jam on their toast
But peanut butter's what I like the most.
Why, it's peanut butter.
Yeah, it's peanut butter.
Gino: You know, I love peanut butter but as you can see, I love orange. And I really love (holding oranges) oranges.
(starts singing) There's a fruit I love to eat
I eat lots of them every week
Other people love other things
But I really love oranges.
I like apples and I like pears
Watermelon I love share
Other people love other things
But I really love oranges.
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) What about pineapple?
Gino: I love oranges.
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Some guava too?
Gino: I love oranges.
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Have you tried passion fruit?
Gino: It's not what I need
I really love oranges.
I love to peel and I love its smell
Other people love other things
But I really love oranges.
It tastes so orangey with its zing
In the morning it makes me sing
Other people love other things
But I really love oranges.
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) What about mandarin?
Gino: I love oranges.
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) Have you tried kiwifruit?
Gino: I love oranges.
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) What about some grapes?
Gino: It's not what I need
I really love oranges.
I really love oranges.
Anthony: I love oranges, too, but I really love mangos. Come with us. Let's do a Mango Walk.
(The Wiggles, Captain Feathersword and Gino run through a field behind the beach.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh, kazoos! I felt like a mango but somebody's stolen me number 11s.
Murray: Not so fast, Captain. Therth might not be involved. Hey Captain, there are no mangos on those trees because those trees are not mango trees.
Captain Feathersword: Oh!
Murray: But we can still do the mango walk.
(The Wiggles and Captain Feathersword leave and Dorothy arrives.)
Gino: Hey look, everyone. Here comes Dorothy. Let's all do the mango walk together but first we need some mangos. (snapping his fingers and catching a mango) 1. (catching another mango) 2. Let's all do the mango walk. Come on, Dorothy.
(Gino and Dorothy dance while the song starts playing, Murray dances while wearing a mango costume.)
Dorothy: (singing) My brother didn't tell me that you go mango walk
You go mango walk, you go mango walk
Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: My brother didn't tell me that you go mango walk
And steal all the number 11
Gino: Now tell me, Dorothy, tell me for true
Do tell me for true, do tell me
That I don't go to no mango walk
And steal all the number 11.
(Jeff dances while wearing a mango costume.)
Dorothy: My brother didn't tell me that you go mango walk
You go mango walk, you go mango walk
Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: My brother didn't tell me that you go mango walk
And steal all the number 11
Gino: I tell you all, I tell you for true
I tell you for true, I tell you
That I don't go to no mango walk
And steal all the number 11.
(Greg and Captain Feathersword dance while wearing mango costumes.)
Dorothy: My brother didn't tell me that you go mango walk
You go mango walk, you go mango walk
Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: My brother didn't tell me that you go mango walk
And steal all the number 11
(Anthony dances while wearing a mango costume.)
(After singing and dancing to "Mango Walk", Murray goes down and puts on his banana costume and then comes back up.)
Murray: Well, guys, I really love mangos but you know what I really like? Bananas, yeah! (leaves)'
Greg: Me, too!
Jeff: Me, three!
Anthony: Me, four!
'(The song starts and the Wiggles, Captain Feathersword and Gino play chase together.)'
Greg: (singing) Bananananana
Anthony, Murray and Jeff: Banana
Greg: I want, I want a banana
Anthony, Murray and Jeff: Banana
Greg: Don't want a strawberry, that won't do it for me
Don't want an apple or a pear or a peach
I really want a banana
Anthony, Murray and Jeff: Banana
Greg: (singing) Bananananana
Anthony, Murray and Jeff: Bananaa
Greg: I like them in a dish, I love banana splits
Banananananananana.
Oh, I love bananas. Don't you love bananas?
Yes, we love bananas, too.
Oh, I love bananas. Don't you love bananas?
Yes, we love bananas, too.
Bananananana
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana
Greg: I want, I want a banana
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana
Greg: Don't want a strawberry, that won't do it for me
Don't want an apple or a pear or a peach
I really want a banana
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana
Greg: (singing) Bananananana
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Bananaa
Greg: I like them in a dish, I love banana splits
Banananananananana.
Oh, I love bananas. Don't you love bananas?
Yes, we love bananas, too.
Oh, I love bananas. Don't you love bananas?
Yes, we love bananas, too.
Bananananana
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana
Greg: I want, I want a banana
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Banana
Greg: I like them in a dish, I love banana splits
Banananananananana.
Wiggles: Banananananananana.
Bananananananana ... na.
(After playing a game of chase, Jeff falls asleep.)
Anthony: Oh no!
Others: Oh what?!?
Anthony: Oh no!
Others: Oh what?!?
Anthony: Oh no!
Others: Oh what?!?
Anthony: (beeping sound)
Others: (beeping sound)
Anthony: Jeff! He's falling asleep and looking at the position of his hands, he seems to be dreaming of traveling somewhere in the world.
Greg: Well, you know what? I think we better wake Jeff up. Let's wake him up together. 1, 2, 3.
(with others) Wake up, Jeff!
Jeff: (waking up) Rings that go! Thanks for waking me up, everyone. You know what? I was dreaming of traveling?
Anthony: I was right.
Jeff: And that was my first wish.
Anthony: Yes.
Jeff: Gino, I want to travel around this beautiful planet of ours. Please, make that my first wish.
Gino: Of course I will grant you your wish, young Jeff, but I have a few questions first.
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: Yes?
Gino: So you would like to travel.
Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: (saying one at a time) Yes.
Gino: Yes. I'm glad we got that established. Now, where in the world would you like to travel to?
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (saying one at a time) Depends on the weather.
Gino: (to direction) Depends on the weather. Oh.
Jeff: What's the weather today?
(The Wiggles and Captain Feathersword are in their weather clothes and holding umbrellas.)
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: (singing) What's the weather today?
Gino: I think it's going to rain.
Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: What's the weather like today?
Should we take a hat?
Gino: I think you should do that.
Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: What's the weather like today?
Tell me, tell me, tell me if it's rain.
Tell me, tell me, tell me if it's sunny again.
Mr. Weatherman, we want to be like you.
Should we take an umbrella?
Gino: Blue, red, purple or yellow.
Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: What's the weather like today?
Tell me, tell me, tell me if it's snow.
Tell me, tell me, tell me if the winds will blow.
Mr. Weatherman, there's just so much to know.
What's the weather today?
Gino: I think it's going to rain.
Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: What's the weather like today?
Today. Today. Today.
Gino: Today.
Greg: Wow, that was fun.
Gino: Well, I hope that helped you to decide, Jeff. So tell us, tell us, where, where, where would you like to go?
Others: Yes, where?
Jeff: Well, I'd like to go to the United Arab Emirates. Ahu Dobbie is particular. Now I'd like to take my friends with me. We'll run up the sandhills and then roll down those magnificent sandhills of the deserts. And to help me in my delvers, I shall turn my face-maker up to 11 maximum stress. Not working. (jumping with Anthony and Gino) It's working!
Greg: Calm down there, boss. Take it easy. You know what? Captain Feathersword, Murray and I will stay here at the beach and run up and down the sandhills using finger puppets. Gino, Jeff and Anthony, you guys have a safe trip. We'll see you back here soon. See ya.
'(The Wiggles and Captain Feathersword leave in different directions.)'
Gino: Run this way for wish number 1. (leaves)'
Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills
Ooh, aah, whee!
Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills
Ooh, aah, whee!
Love to go rolling, come along and roll with me.
Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills
Ooh, aah, whee!
Rolling down the sandhills, rolling down the sandhills
Ooh, aah, whee!
Love to go rolling, come along and roll with me.
Murray: Hey everyone, let's go running up the sandhills.
Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills
Puff, puff, puff, puff
Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills
Puff, puff, puff, puff
Love to go running, come along and run with me.
Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills
Puff, puff, puff, puff
Running up the sandhills, running up the sandhills
Puff, puff, puff, puff
Love to go running, come along and run with me.
Anthony: So much fun, so much fun. Thanks for sharing your wish with us. Wish number 1, it was beautiful. Those wonderful sand-hills at Abu Dobbie, everybody, running up, rolling down. But guess what, guess what, guess what, guys? I'm hungry after all that action.
Captain Feathersword: Anthony, hungry?
Anthony: Yes.
Captain Feathersword: Hungry?
Anthony: Yes, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Well, why don't you try this sand-wich I have in my hand? (laughing) Sandwich, sandwich.
Anthony: That's a good one, Captain Feathersword. Look Jeff, I don't want to use all your wishes and I know you're very, very, very, very generous man. Look, dear Jeff, could you spare one little wish, wish up a wonderful offentic Italian chef 'cause I got a hunger for pasta and I'm sure you guys have, too. We want Italian chef, Italian pasta, pronto.
Jeff: Okay.
Anthony: Okay?
Jeff: Okay.
Anthony: Okay.
Gino: Okay now, Gino, for my second wish, I would love a selection of offentic Italian pasta made by an offentic Italian chef.
Gino: Okay, Jeff. And Jeff, what I think I know just the chef but you will have to travel again to the land on the Mediterranean sea, a lovely place called Italy. Si!
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: Saw!
(repeating)
Gino: Hang on. I mean, si, that means, yes.
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: Si.
Gino: Okay, off we go to Italy. But don forget to bring your friend Dorothy the Dinosaur with you, okay?
Wiggles & Captain Feathersword: Okay.
Anthony: Let's go.
(The Wiggles, Captain Feathersword and Gino leave the beach.)
Everybody: (singing) Olive Oil is my secret
Olive Oil is my secret
Gino: Olive Oil is my secret
Olive Oil is my secret
Alfonso the Italian Chef: Ingredient!
(The music starts playing.)
Qui mi trovo in cucina a far la pasta sta mattina
Con amici e il mio egreto si venite e divertente
Greg: Here we are in the kitchen
Making pasta this morning
We've got the secret ingredient
Take a look it's so much fun
(with the others singing) Olive Oil is my secret
Olive Oil is my secret
Fettuccine, tagliatelle, farlline, pappardelle
Fettuccine, tagliatelle, farlline, pappardelle
Greg: Now that everybody's here
We grab some olive oil
Take three eggs, add some flower
We'll knead it into a ball.
Alfonso: Or ache siete tutti qua, prendiamo l'olio d'oliva
Con tre uova e farina, poi mischiamo e giriamo
E formiamo una palla,
(with the others) pasta fresco is the best.
Everybody: Olive Oil is my secret
Olive Oil is my secret
Fettuccine, tagliatelle, farlline, pappardelle
Fettuccine, tagliatelle, farlline, pappardelle
Olive Oil is my secret
Olive Oil is my secret
Olive Oil is my secret
Olive Oil is my secret
Alfonso the Italian Chef: Ingredient!
Jeff, Anthony, Captain Feathersword & Gino: (singing) Olive Oil is my secret
Olive Oil is my secret ingredient!
Greg & Murray: (singing) Olive Oil is my secret
(with the others) Olive Oil is my secret ingredient!
Greg: You know, there's nothing like eating offendic Italian cooking. And this is nothing like eating offendic Italian cooking.
Murray: Well, you're right, Greg. That's because you're eating Chinese takeaway. (laughing with the others) Greg, why don't you and Captain stay here and enjoy Alfonso's beautiful cooking and we'll ask Gino to whisk us away to (R sound) Roma!
Anthony: What a great idea, Murray. Gino, make sure when you go to Roma that you dress appropriately in traditional Roman. And they're all still wearing it. Click your fingers and get changed.
Gino: Sure. (clicking his fingers and wearing his traditional Roman clothes and speaking in Italian) Si!
Wiggles and Captain Feathersword: Sa!
'(repeating)'
'(Gino, Anthony, Jeff and Murray leave and Greg and Captain Feathersword wave goodbye.)'
Wiggles: (singing while playing music) Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla fina mattina
Balla balla o balla piccina
Balla balla e non ti fermar
Se to svegli alla mattina
Balla pure con tua cugina
Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla e non to fermar
Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla fina mattina
Balla balla o balla piccina
Balla balla e non ti fermar
Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla fina mattina
Balla balla o balla piccina
Balla balla e non ti fermar
L'atro giomo mi sono svegliato
E ti ho chiesto cosa voi far
L'atro giomo mi sono svegliato
Tu mi hai ditto andiamo bailar
Balla balla o balla bambina
Balla balla fina mattina
Balla balla o balla piccina
Balla balla e non ti fermar
La, la, la, lai, lai, la, la, la, lai, lai
Lai, lai, la la la, lai
La, la, la, lai, lai, la, la, la, lai, lai
Lai, lai, la la la, lai
La, la, la, lai, lai, la, la, la, lai, lai
Lai, lai, la la la, lai
La, la, la, lai, lai, la, la, la, lai, lai
Lai, lai, la la la, lai
(The Wiggles, Gino, Captain Feathersword and Dorothy arrive seeing Wags crying.)
Jeff: Oh Wags, that pleading cry. I just cannot refuse it. Are you after my last wish? I'm guessing with that barrette and striped top, you would like to go to... China.
Wags: (barking no and making mime hand movements)'
Jeff: Oh, I get it! You'd like to go to the land of street artists, barrettes and baguettes. It's Paree, I see.
Others: Saw!
'(repeating)'
Anthony: Let's go.
'(The gang leave for Paris and Gino holds his baguette to put on.)'
Greg: (singing) C'est Wags, (C'est Wags) C'est Bon (C'est Bon)
He's the coolest dog you'll ever meet.
C'est Wags, (C'est Wags) C'est Bon (C'est Bon)
The doggy with the dancing feet. (Wags: Woof)
C'est Wags, (C'est Wags) C'est Bon (C'est Bon)
You'll dance up a storm at the beach or the ballroom.
C'est Wags, (C'est Wags) C'est Bon (C'est Bon)
The doggy with the dancing feet. (Wags: Woof)
You can dance with Wags
Dance the Foxty Trout (Wags: Woof, woof)
The Chihuahua wow (Wags: Woof)
Dance the Malamute (Wags: Woof, woof, woof)
And you can dance with Wags (Wags: Woof)
Dance the Pekingese (Wags: Woof, woof)
Do the husky hustle (Wags: Woof)
The Chihuahua wow
C'est Wags, (C'est Wags) C'est Bon (C'est Bon)
He's the coolest dog you'll ever meet.
C'est Wags, (C'est Wags) C'est Bon (C'est Bon)
The doggy with the dancing feet. (Wags: Woof)
C'est Wags, (C'est Wags) C'est Bon (C'est Bon)
You'll dance up a storm at the beach or the ballroom.
C'est Wags, (C'est Wags) C'est Bon (C'est Bon)
The doggy with the dancing feet.
Ooh-la-la (Wags: Woof)
The doggy with the dancing feet. (Wags: Woof)
The doggy with the dancing feet. (Wags: Woof, woof, woof)
(Henry is at the beach with surfboard when the Wiggles and Gino arrive.)
Henry: Breebop, Wiggles and Gino the Gigantic Genie with cool pier.
Gino: Ah, thanks, Henry. Do you have this surfboard for some reason?
Wiggles: (singing) Tell us now, Henry
What's the surfboard for.
Henry: I wish to see Jeff surf like never before.
Gino: Henry (Wiggles: The Octopus) the Octopus (Wiggles: The Octopus)
Jeff used up his wishes today.
Henry (Wiggles: The Octopus) the Octopus (Wiggles: The Octopus)
I think there might be another way.
Henry: Oh, thank you, Gino the Genie.
Anthony: But Gino, may I suggest you classify Henry's wish as a special one? Reason be not every day does it an orange wearing muscle bound genie, that's Gino, get told to an octopus wearing Scottish tartan and a bowler hat who wants to see a spiritedly elderly chap with gray wispy hair surfer wild waves, that's Jeff. So please classify something special.
Murray: Come on, Gino. Give the octopus a break.
Jeff: Gino, Henry's such a charming fella. What do you think? Can you turn me into Surfer Jeff? Maybe, relax the old three-wish rule?
Gino: Okay, okay, okay, I think I can make an exception because I too would like to see this wise man in purple. What you call him Jeff, surfer wild waves.
Jeff: Let's go surfing!
Wiggles and Henry: With Surfer Jeff!
Fish: Aaaaaaah! It's Surfer Jeff!
Greg: (singing) Who is the man? The groovy surfer man? Surfs without a care he's got silver wispy hair! Who is the man? The groovy surfer man? Everybody knows it's surfer Jeff! Everyone says "WOW!" He's cool he says "Ni Hao" His bowtie on his hat! He's a surfer acristicat! Who is the man? The groovy surfer man? Everybody knows it's surfer Jeff! Surfer Jeff, Surfer Jeff! SURFER JEFF! Surfer Jeff, Surfer Jeff, Surfer Jeff!
Ooooh! Iayayayayaya! Everybody knows it's surfer Jeff! He hasn't had a wipe out yet!
(piano break)
(repeat and then they say...)
He hasn't had a wipeout yet! He hasn't had a wipe out yet! He hasn't had a wipe out...He hasn't had a wipeout..He hasn't had a wipeout yeeeet.
(splash)
(music gets faster)
Surfer Jeff, Surfer Jeff! SURFER JEFF! Surfer Jeff, Surfer Jeff, Surfer Jeff! (2x)
Ooooh! Iayayayayaya!
He's gonna have a wipe out again! He's gonna have a wipeout again!
(splash)
Gino: H-h-hey, did you have fun surfing, Jeff? Did you how you say "Hang 10"? Did you experience the greenroom?
Jeff: Oh, I did my best, Gino but I just had that Henry the Octopus enjoyed the surfing Masta Pasta that I just gave.
'(Gino has trouble opening the bottle.)'
Greg: Gino, what are you doing there?
Gino: Well, all the wishes have been granted. I guess it's time for me to get back into my bottle but it's been such a long time since I've done this. I uh, I seem to have forgotten how to.
Murray: Well, big fella, maybe you should take the lid off first.
Gino: Thanks, Murray! (opens the lid)'
Anthony: This still looks have been embarrassed, guys. Maybe we should think about the Genie's feelings for a change. If he's embarrassed, we should give him some space. A-ha! Guess what? (holding passport tickets) Tickets flying all around the world Wiggle Airlines to merry old England, lovely old Ireland and, of course, dashing old Scotland the brave. (laughs) Guys, they're for you (giving tickets to Jeff and holds another pair) and this is for you, Gino, just in case you can't get into the bottle. (giving them to Gino) Flying tickets for you and the bottle.
Murray: This is gonna be fun.
(The Wiggles leave the beach. Later, they're on the Big Red Plane while arriving at Ireland.)
Dorothy: (singing) A long time ago in an old Ireland town,
I was born of that I am sure
A flower grew at the place of my birth
For Dorothy the Dinosaur.
These flowers they traveled across the Earth
To celebrate my birth
For five million years this beautiful planet
Has been shared throughout the Earth.
'(Instrumental break)'
I love to dance the Irish jig
To swing, to twirl and to dance
I dance with my flower across this land
And taught children my dinosaur dance.
Would you like to go to Scotland?
A lovely place to take a hike.
Perhaps you'd like to go to Scotland
And take a tour on your bike.
So many things to do in Scotland
Just take a trip and you will see
That if you ever go to Scotland,
There's no other place you'd rather be.
There are hills and lochs and castles there
And food that people love to share.
So if take a trip to Scotland,
And breathe in the lovely Scottish air.
Gino: Let's all go meet the queen
at Buckingham Palace today.
Wiggles: We'll bow, we'll crutsy, we'll see the Crown Jewels
and with the corgis we play.
Gino: A garden party tea
Wiggles: Scones with jam and with cream
Gino: A Royal banquet to see
Wiggles: All for you and for me.
Gino: Oh, what a sight.
We'll dance round the maple all night. Oooooooh.
Wiggles: London town, the Bridge, Big Ben,
the Thames and royalty
Let's go up the Tower of London
Gino: For miles you can see.
Wiggles: Ooh-ooh.
Gino: And when in London, you'll meet kings
and queens on the street.
Wiggles: The Royal King will sing.
Wiggles and Gino: (vocalizing)'
''Murray': Hey, hey, hey. Let's keep the traveling going.'
Greg: Great idea, Murray. Are you talking Toot-Toot, Chugga-Chugga, 'cause if you're talking Toot-Toot, Chugga-Chugga, it's over there in the garage, mate.
Murray: Well, let's get to the Big Red Car. But Greg, before we drive out of the driveway, there's a few things we have to do for safety.
Greg: Yes indeed, Murray.
(Greg and Murray leave.)
Anthony: Safety first. (with others) Beauty mate! Water.
Captain Feathersword: Let's go.
(Anthony, Jeff, Gino and the Wiggly friends. The song starts where the Wiggly Group and Gino are in front of the garage.)
Greg: Hey, car driver, before we go
Here's small things that we've got to know.
Kids are small and they can't be seen?
It's up to us, you know what I mean?
Look before you go!
Look before you go!
(The Wiggles get into the Big Red Car.)
Walk around you car before you drive.
Here's another tip so they'll survive.
Someone hold their hand or hold them close
And drive off slowly when you go
And look before you go!'
Look before you go!
Anthony: Dorothy.
'Dorothy & Gino: (singing) Keep them separated with a gate
Or a fence or a door.
Drive off slowly when you leave
And there's a little bit more.
Always supervise and keep them away
Find a safe spot for them to play
And never, never, never let them stray.
All: (singing) And look before you go!
Look before you go!
Look before you go!
Look before you go!
(The Wiggles drive off in the Big Red Car.)
(The Wiggles are driving the Big Red Car)
Murray: Well, it's great travelling around but there's no place like home.
Jeff: Too right. I can't wait to get back into my sleeping bag for a nap.
Anthony: Inspriation, guys. Inspiration. Oh, yes. Nature's inspired me. I will never be the same again.
Greg: Well, we traveled around and we had a great time.
Murray: It's time to go now!
Gino: Hang on there, guitar man!
The Wiggles: HUH?
Gino: I was hoping you can grant me a wish too.
Greg: Sure, boss. Whatever can we do for you?
Gino: I'd love to sing a song with you guys. And if you grant me my wish, I have a very special surprise for you as well. (holding new skivvies with V's on the fronts) I got brand new skivvies for you to wear.
Greg: Wow, thanks very much! We'll sing the song, thanks for the new clover. Guys, let's go behind that tree one at a time and let's get changed.
'(The Wiggles go behind the tree and get changed)
Greg: (singing) Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."
(with others singing) Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me
Greg: (singing) And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled:
(with others singing) "You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."
Dorothy: (singing) Down came a jumpbuck to drink at that billabong.
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee.
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."
(with others singing) Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me",
Dorothy: (singing) And he sang as he shoved that jumpbuck in his tucker bag:
(with others singing) "You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."
Gino: (singing) Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred.
Down came the troopers, one, two, three.
Captain Feathersword: (singing) "Whose that jolly jumpbuck you've got in your tucker bag?
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."
(with others singing) Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
Captain Feathersword: (singing) "Whose that jolly jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?
(with others singing) You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."
Greg: (singing) Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong.
"You'll never catch me alive", said he.
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong:
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."
(with others singing) Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me"
Greg: (singing) And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong:
(with others singing) "You'll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me."