This is the transcript for The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland.

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Ernie: (He's humming, but notices the audience.) Hi there everybody! Welcome to the movie! Hey, we're so glad you came! Now this movie... (Bert comes in, with a shower headress & a towel.)

Bert: Ernie! Listen, Ernie. I'm going to take a shower. Have you seen my anti-bacterial soap?

Ernie: Uh, no Bert. I haven't

Bert: Oh. (Ernie comes back to us.)

Ernie: Now, this movie you're about to see is all about, Elmo.

Bert: Who are you talking to?

Ernie: The audience, Bert. They're right here.

Bert: Huh?

Ernie: See?

Bert: (He gasps.) Wow! Look at all those people! Hey, nice cardigan. (He laughs with Ernie.)

Ernie: Now, in this movie, Elmo is going to ask for your help. He wants you to talk and play along.

Bert: Uh, how do we start?

Ernie: It's easy. Just count backwards from 10.

Bert: OK!

Ernie: You see, Bert. That's how you start a movie, Bert.

Bert: Oh!

Ernie: Can you all help us count backwards from ten?

Kids in audience: Yeah!

Ernie: Ready? Yell real loud! (A countdown, looking similar to the classic SMPTE film leader comes on.)

Ernie, Bert, Kids in audience: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

(The background turns into a cloudy scenery.)

Ernie: Do you think you going to put some clothes on now?

Bert: What? (He notices, & screams. He runs away.)

Ernie: Enjoy the movie, everybody.

(The title comes on. The camera goes to Elmo's apartment where he is sleeping. A cuckoo-clock's hatch opens. But, instead of the usual 1-12 repeating cuckoo sounds...)

Cuckoo Clock Bird: WAKE UP! (See what I mean?)

Elmo: Aaah! (He falls out of bed.) Elmo's up! Elmo's up! Elmo's... (He notices the audience.) Wow! Hello, everybody.








Elmo: Hi, Telly.

Telly: Hello.





Grover: Yes, sir.

Mr. Johnson: Oh no, not you again. Well, listen, I like...

Elmo: Blanket! Blanket!

Grover: This looks like a job for Super Grover!

Mr. Johnson: But what about breakfast?

Grover: No thank you sir i cannot fly any full stomach.






Big Bird: Look out!

(Crash!)

Super Grover: My little super body can the take much way.

Elmo: Oh, no, Super Grover!






Elmo: (Elmo notices that his blanket is gone.) Aaaah! It's gone! I can't believe it! My blanket is completely gone!

Gina: All right, come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired. You should consider yourself lucky.

Elmo: Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my blanket!

Zoe: Big deal. (She shoots a dart at Elmo's poster stand up at the forehead.) Let him go. I'm sure his precious Oscar is dying to play with an blanket-less red monster.

Bob: Why, Zoe, you know he wouldn't last an hour on the streets. It's a dangerous world out there for a Muppet.

  • Elmo: Elmo didn't know Oscar place was this big. Blanket there you are Elmo so glad to see you Elmo miss you Come on let's go home.
  • Bert: Hey Wait Stop The Film! Stop The Film! Ernie Ernie
  • Ernie: Oh Whats The Matter Bert
  • Bert What’s Happening To Elmo
  • Ernie: Don't worry Bert. That's just the way to get to grouchland.
  • Huxley: (turns to Bugsy) Bug, you really know how to ruin a villainous moment don't you? (Bugsy clings in fear) Now, get into the cartoonishly evil vehicle and drive!
  • Bugsy: Sir! Yes, sir!
  • Elmo: Blanket!
  • Bert: Stop the movie! Stop the movie! [the film pauses]
  • Bert: Did you see Huxley did? He took Elmo's blanket! I can't look.
  • Ernie: (to Bert) Don't worry, Bert. It'll be okay. (to the audience) Right, everybody? 'cause we know Elmo won't give up until he give his blanket back. Roll film! [the film resumes] Let's watch Bert.
  • Elmo: That place is so far far away.
  • Huxley: Are you listenin'?
  • Bug: Uh-huh.
  • Huxley: Get back to work!
  • Elmo Whee (Laughing) Uh Oh (Screams)
  • Rocks Crash
  • Elmo: Ah! Oh, yay! Oh, thank you, fireflies.


  • Bug: Queen of Trash? But nobody stinks that bad.
  • Ernie: Come on, Bert, let's go find what happens to Elmo.
  • Maria: Oh, Oscar, get over it. We've got to think about Elmo.
  • Cookie Monster: Cookies.
  • Zoe: This is hopeless.
  • Elmo: Oh, good. Elmo feels a lot better with you here. But Elmo still misses his blanket.
  • Bert: Stop the movie again!
  • Elmo: Blanket! (Elmo burst through the window.) Elmo wants his blanket back, now!
  • ELMO: Blanket Whoa Of Wo A
  • Huxley: Bugsy! Bugsy! Don't let him escape with my
  • Elmo: You let Elmo and his Blanket go!
  • Huxley: I don't think so. You and your blanket are both mine now. [makes buzzing noises that pushes the button]
  • Big Bird: Let's go back to Sesame Street.
  • Elmo: Let's go home, Blanket! Yea! [Elmo laughs. The scene changes as Elmo's blanket floats down through the air and lands on Elmo's arms.]

Elmo: Elmo just wanted to say, thanks for helping. Elmo loves you. [he waves to us] Bye bye. [he goes back with the dancing neighbors. Ernie and Bert come in]

  • Ernie: See, Bert? Just like I told you, Elmo got his blanket back.
  • Bert: Yeah, and it's a happy ending.
  • Ernie: (to the audience) Yeah, and thank you all for helping.
  • Bert: Oh yeah, you deserve a big round of applause.
  • Ernie: Yeah, yeah, everybody clap for yourselves, come on!
  • (Ernie and Bert clap. The children in the audience cheer.)
  • Bert: You were great!
  • Ernie: Okay, Bert, time to go home. [if watching in 1.33:1 full screen, black bars appear. The top one descends as the bottom one ascends making the picture the usual 1.85:1 widescreen format.]
  • Bert: Yeah, and I knew everything would be okay.
  • Ernie: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • Bert: I knew Elmo would get his blanket back.

Ernie: Yep.

Bert: And I knew there'd be a happy ending.

Ernie: Of course, Bert.

Bert: (to the audience) See ya! [turns to leave, but then notices that the end credits are starting] Oh, look, look, look! Ernie, credits! OH! I wanna see who did the catering. Yeah, that was really good toast, you know, they cut off the crusts and everything.

Ernie: Uh, Bert, time to feed your pigeons.

Bert: Oh, yeah, thank you. Bernice! [leaves]

  • Ernie: (to the audience) Bye-bye. [snickers, then leaves, ending the film]
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